Oof! Blog! Argh!

From the blag (not blog; blag) of the wonderful webcomic xkcd:

I see little point in addressing the substance of your fears, as that’s perhaps best to someone more qualified to deal with the human mind. I hold a Ph. D. in vertebrate paleontology and am somewhat more qualified to address the symptoms. To wit, I would like to help you overcome your fears by successfully defending yourself against Velociraptor.

Tell the fellas below to squirt ‘e with grape juice. I don’t think it’s gonna help.